dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

marinasexual:

i dont think i love a picture as much as i love this one

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